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Return of the Ravens
TOLEDO--Back in Neanderthal uniforms for the first time since 2001, the Ravens defensive unit wasted no time in backing up Ray Lewis's claim the Neanderthal were the class of the Williams Division. "Athens is running away with this thing," he laughed, "but no one's outrunning us."
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Athenian Woodchucks | Pts | |
Donovan McNabb |
8 | |
Tiki Barber |
26 | |
Priest Holmes |
15 | |
Troy Brown |
11 | |
T.J. Houshmandzadeh |
1 | |
Rod Gardner |
0 | |
Boo Williams |
15 | |
Matt Stover |
15 | |
Cardinals |
15 |
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Toledo Neanderthal | Pts | |
Daunte Culpepper |
26 | |
Domanick Davis |
22 | |
Jamal Lewis |
15 | |
Darrell Jackson |
26 | |
Isaac Bruce |
13 | |
Chad Johnson |
12 | |
Chad Lewis |
5 | |
Josh Brown |
6 | |
Ravens |
30 |
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A late Ed Reed interception return for a 106 yard touchdown capped a performance that may have buried Donovan McNabb's MVP hopes. "This trade was made knowing this was our year," Neanderthal coach Sam Rutigliano said, "and what better way to make that point than with a big win like this?"
"Oh, no! The sky is falling!" shouted Woodchucks assistant coach Mick Foley. "My god, how will we ever cope with a loss after winning seven of our last eight! We may only win eleven games now!"
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Moose River Mounties | Pts | |
Jake Delhomme |
37 | |
Corey Dillon |
20 | |
LaDainian Tomlinson |
15 | |
Michael Clayton |
11 | |
Rod Smith |
10 | |
Donte Stallworth |
0 | |
Tony Gonzalez |
23 | |
Neil Rackers |
6 | |
Seahawks |
15 |
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Bakersfield Circus Bears | Pts | |
Peyton Manning |
49 | |
Marshall Faulk |
15 | |
Michael Bennett |
4 | |
Muhsin Muhammad |
14 | |
Eric Moulds |
12 | |
Reggie Wayne |
10 | |
Jeremy Shockey |
16 | |
Bill Gramatica |
9 | |
Eagles |
10 |
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Seaside Squid | Pts | |
Trent Green |
41 | |
Edgerrin James |
20 | |
Rudi Johnson |
14 | |
Terrell Owens |
10 | |
Plaxico Burress |
7 | |
Joe Horn |
3 | |
Jason Whitten |
12 | |
Jason Elam |
9 | |
Dolphins |
13 |
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Mayberry Fifes | Pts | |
Jake Plummer |
43 | |
Reuben Droughns |
13 | |
Fred Taylor |
0 | |
Hines Ward |
17 | |
Chris Chambers |
15 | |
Justin Gage |
0 | |
Alge Crumpler |
0 | |
Mike Vanderjagt |
7 | |
Vikings |
0* |
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*BFL rules do not allow for negative scoring. The Vikings would have scored -1. |
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Beaver State Woodies | Pts | |
Joey Harrington |
17 | |
Clinton Portis |
22 | |
Brian Westbrook |
4 | |
Torry Holt |
19 | |
Marvin Harrison |
11 | |
Koren Robinson |
11 | |
Desmond Clark |
0 | |
Jeff Wilkins |
2 | |
Redskins |
12 |
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Sin City Grifters | Pts | |
Matt Hasselbeck |
41 | |
Deuce McAllister |
17 | |
Kevin Jones |
3 | |
Roy Williams |
5 | |
Andre Johnson |
4 | |
Marcus Robinson |
4 | |
Eric Johnson |
8 | |
David Akers |
3 | |
Broncos |
13 |
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West Virginia Woolfs | Pts | |
Kurt Warner |
3 | |
Michael Pittman |
36 | |
Shaun Alexander |
28 | |
Laveranues Coles |
13 | |
Anquan Boldin |
7 | |
Keary Colbert |
5 | |
Antonio Gates |
26 | |
Kris Brown |
1 | |
Bills |
20 |
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West Coast Mennonites | Pts | |
Tom Brady |
25 | |
Emmitt Smith |
11 | |
Dorsey Levens |
0 | |
Jabar Gaffney |
11 | |
David Givens |
11 | |
Keyshawn Johnson |
4 | |
Marcus Pollard |
15 | |
Adam Vinatieri |
25 | |
Buccaneers |
13 |
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Adam Vinatieri West Coast Mennonites
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Week Nine Team |
Pts | |
Peyton Manning, BAK |
49 | |
Michael Pittman, WV |
36 | |
Shaun Alexander, WV |
28 | |
Darrell Jackson, TOL |
26 | |
Torry Holt, BEA |
19 | |
Hines Ward, MAY |
17 | |
Antonio Gates, WV |
26 | |
Adam Vinatieri, WC |
25 | |
Ravens, TOL |
30 |
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Disappointments of the Week |

Donovan McNabb Athenian Woodchucks
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All-Dissappointment Team |
Pts | |
Kurt Warner, WV |
3 | |
Dorsey Levens, WC |
0 | |
Fred Taylor, MAY |
0 | |
Justin Gage, MAY |
0 | |
Rod Gardner, ATH |
0 | |
Donte Stallworth, MOOS |
0 |
Desmond Clark, BEA Alge Crumpler, MAY |
0 | |
Kris Brown, WC |
1 | |
Vikings, MAY |
-1 |
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