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BFL Winningest Team Sets Losing Mark MOOSE RIVER, MANITOBA--How do you follow up the most wins in BFL history, a seven year streak of playoff appearances--including four Bucco Bruce Bowls--and a championship (finally!) reign? How about with the worst start in league history? Sunday's loss left West Coast at 0-5, the first time a team has gone winless through the first five weeks of play. " 39 West Coast Mennonites Pts Tom Brady 12 Emmitt Smith 12 Stephen Davis 0 David Givens 12 Keyshawn Johnson 12 Justin McCareins 4 Marcus Pollard 0 Adam Vinatieri 7 Buccaneers 20 75 Moose River Mounties Pts Jake Delhomme 21 LaDainian Tomlinson 20 Corey Dillon 9 Drew Bennett 15 Michael Clayton 10 Rod Smith 7 Freddie Jones 9 John Hall 4 Patsies 20 A team's never gone winless for an entire season?" asked owner Greg Hulke. "Interesting. I mean, a team that did such a thing would certainly go down in history. The GM would be famous. Even more famous than the GM of... that team that went 1-12... you know, that guy... he wore a hat sometimes. Yeah... even more famous than him." Hulke then wandered away mumbling about Tom Brady and a handful of magic beans. Playing his first game for any team other than West Coast, LaDainian Tomlinson put up modest numbers before bowing out of what became a blowout. "Three days ago, I was showering with those guys," Tomlinson shrugged. "I mean practicing. Let's focus on the practicing! Anyway, the point was I didn't need to rub their noses in it." Stephen Davis, a key component in the Tomlinson trade, didn't play for the Mennonites despite being in the starting lineup. "Um, something about those guys being my old teammates and not wanting to rub their noses in something or other? Does that sound good?" Davis asked while blowing on his freshly manicured fingernails and watching Sex in the City DVDs while reclined in front of his as yet unemptied locker in the Moose River locker room. 67 Bakersfield Circus Bears Pts Peyton Manning 34 Marshall Faulk 6 Travis Henry 3 Reggie Wayne 16 Eric Moulds 9 Muhsin Muhammad 1 Jeremy Shockey 10 Jay Feely 4 Jaguars 4 95 Athenian Woodchucks Pts Jeff Garcia 17 Tiki Barber 28 Curtis Martin 14 Jimmy Smith 15 Peerless Price 10 Rod Gardner 1 Boo Williams 9 Matt Stover 5 Cardinals 16 88 Seaside Squid Pts Marc Bulger 40 Edgerrin James 22 Garrison Hearst 0 Plaxico Burress 22 Marty Booker 15 Joe Horn 12 Randy McMichael 8 Jason Elam 8 Dolphins 12 131 Sin City Grifters Pts Matt Hasselbeck 30 Fred Taylor 15 Aaron Stecker 7 Andre Johnson 35 Larry Fitzgerald 17 Santana Moss 6 Eric Johnson 29 Morton Andersen 4 Ravens 39 65 Mayberry Fifes Pts Jake Plummer 23 Duce Staley 17 DeShaun Foster 3 Chris Chambers 14 Hines Ward 10 Reche Caldwell 5 Alge Crumpler 2 Phil Dawson 12 Vikings 8 139 Toledo Neanderthal Pts Daunte Culpepper 66 Jamal Lewis 11 Domanick Davis 8 Darrell Jackson 19 Derrick Mason 15 Roy Williams 4 Bubba Franks 14 Josh Brown 10 Jets 21 61 Beaver State Woodies Pts Steve McNair 29 Clinton Portis 10 Steven Jackson 8 Torry Holt 8 Koren Robinson 8 Marvin Harrison 5 Desmond Clark 0 Jeff Wilkins 9 Steelers 10 107 West Virginia Woolfs Pts Michael Vick 7 Shaun Alexander 22 Ahman Green 2 Randy Moss 25 Javon Walker 24 Laveranues Coles 4 Antonio Gates 26 John Kasay 7 Falcons 16

Player of the Week Andre Johnson Sin City Grifters Week Four Team Pts Daunte Culpepper, TOL 66 Tiki Barber, ATH 26 Shaun Alexander, WV Edgerrin James, SEA 24 Andre Johnson, SIN 35 Randy Moss, WV 25 Javon Walker, WV 24 Eric Johnson, SIN 29 Phil Dawson, MAY 12 Ravens, SIN 39 Disappointments of the Week Marshall Faulk Bakersfield Circus Bears All-Dissappointment Team Pts Michael Vick, WV 7 Stephen Davis, WC 0 Garrison Hearst, SEA 0 Rod Gardner, ATH 1 Muhsin Muhammad, BAK 1 Three Tied With 4 Desmond Clark, BEAV Marcus Pollard, WC 0 Three Tied With 4 Jaguars, BAK 4